As a Boston Celtics fan for all twenty-eight years of my life I was disheartened to get this email today…
From: Danny Ainge, Boston Celtics General Manager
To: Boston Celtics Fan Club
Let me first say thank you for being the best fans in basketball. Thanks to your support we have won our second straight Atlantic Division Championship! The road is far from over and that is where the C’s need your help. As you know we are currently suffering with a rather serious injury situation. We have had injuries to Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Rajon Rondo, Leon Powe, Big Baby Davis, Tony Allen, and Brian Scalabrine. We are currently looking for a few superfans to suit up for the Celtics! While you wouldn’t be able to be active for the playoffs, you would be a true member of the team and may even get a chance to play. If you are interested please fill out this application and send it back to me. We can’t wait to see you on the bench in Celtic’s Green.
Questionaire
1. Are you healthy?
2. Do you currently play for another NBA team?
If yes, will they buy you out?
3. Can you pass a physical?
4. Have you ever played in the NBA, CBA, NCAA, NBA D-League, or any European professional league?
5. Do you currently have any injuries?
6. Have you ever played basketball at any level?
7. Seriously, are you healthy?
8. Are you under 50 years old?
9. Can you be here in time for our next game?
If you answered “yes” to at least five of these questions than we will be in contact with you shortly.
Sincerely,
Danny Ainge
From: Danny Ainge, Boston Celtics General Manager
To: Boston Celtics Fan Club
Let me first say thank you for being the best fans in basketball. Thanks to your support we have won our second straight Atlantic Division Championship! The road is far from over and that is where the C’s need your help. As you know we are currently suffering with a rather serious injury situation. We have had injuries to Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen, Rajon Rondo, Leon Powe, Big Baby Davis, Tony Allen, and Brian Scalabrine. We are currently looking for a few superfans to suit up for the Celtics! While you wouldn’t be able to be active for the playoffs, you would be a true member of the team and may even get a chance to play. If you are interested please fill out this application and send it back to me. We can’t wait to see you on the bench in Celtic’s Green.
Questionaire
1. Are you healthy?
2. Do you currently play for another NBA team?
If yes, will they buy you out?
3. Can you pass a physical?
4. Have you ever played in the NBA, CBA, NCAA, NBA D-League, or any European professional league?
5. Do you currently have any injuries?
6. Have you ever played basketball at any level?
7. Seriously, are you healthy?
8. Are you under 50 years old?
9. Can you be here in time for our next game?
If you answered “yes” to at least five of these questions than we will be in contact with you shortly.
Sincerely,
Danny Ainge
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